The BOSS of the House
A husband in a book store :
”Do You have a book called, ‘Husband--the BOSS of the House’..?”
Sales Girl:
“Sir, Comics section is on the 1st floor....
Did u Have any GF
Wife 2 Husband: Did u Have any GF before marriage ?
Husband remains silent ?
Wife: what is D meaning of silence?
Husband: Wait.. let me count...
Dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye
Husband - aj kuch aisi bat batao jisase dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye
Wife- tumhare sare dosto me sabse acha kiss karane ka style tumhara hai
Bus bhi karo
Wife: Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subai k 8 ho gaye,
Thake nahi ?
Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki..
5000 MSG free hai.
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