LAUGH FACTORY JOKE

 Womens Concern 

In a small town in the US, there is a factory that hires only married men. 

Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, 

"Why is it you limit your employees to married men? 

Is it because you think women are weak, dumb or what?" 

"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. 

"It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, 

and are accustomed to being shoved around, 

know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them..

Ideal Wife woh hoti hai jo Bartan, 

Kapde, Jhaadu, Pocha...... 

Kehne ka Matlab Ghar ke sabhi 

kaam karne mein 

Pati ki madad karti hai..

 

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Roses are red. 
Your blood is too. 
You look like a monkey 
And belong in a zoo. 
Do not worry, 
I'll be there too. 
Not in the cage, 
But laughing at you.