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Dinesh & Mahesh were sitting outside a Clinic.

Dinesh was crying like anything.
So Mahesh asked: "Why are you crying?"
Dinesh replied: "I came here for blood test"
Mahesh: " So, Are you afraid?"
Dinesh: "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this, Mahesh started crying.
Dinesh was astonished and asked Mahesh: "Why are you crying?"
Mahesh replied: "I have come for my Urine test."



Funny medical jokes - Smile
A note on dentists' door: "Smile. You might be doing this for the last time".

In a hospital
A patient asks a doctor in a hospital:
- Doc, what has happened to me?
- Don't know, but the anatomy will reveal it



टीचर – इतना लेट कैसे हो गया

पप्पू – जी मेरे पिताजी hospital में हैं

टीचर – चलो बेटा कोई बात नहीं

कुछ दिन बाद

टीचर – आज फिर लेट ?

पप्पू – जी पिताजी hospital में हैं

टीचर – अभी तेरे पापा ठीक नहीं हुए क्या ?

पप्पू –
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अरे नहीं, मेरे पापा तो डॉक्टर हैं :) :)
टीचर बेहोश

I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes,
I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me,
I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Patient: डॉक्टर  साहब , मुझे  भूल  जाने  की  बीमारी है. 

Doctor: आप  को  ये  बीमारी  कब  से  है ?

Mareez: कोनसी  बीमारी . . .
Then Doctor give a prescription to the patient
कुछ  समय  बाद ----
Mareez : डॉक्टर  साहब  ये दवाई   तो  कहीं  से  नहीं  मिल  रही. 

Doctor: ओ हो .. दवाई  लिखना  तो  हम  भूल  ही  गए  ये  तो  हमारा  signature है :-