JAAN Tumhara naam hath pe likhu k dil pe -Fun unlimited

Ø  Ladki ko kaise mare ?

Khoobsurat sa dress diiye.

sundar shi jwellary de ke..

mehangi cosmetics.

phir use aaina nahi aise room main lock karo.

Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi

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Ø  Boy: JAAN Tumhara naam hath pe likhu k dil pe

      Gal:Idhar udhar kaha likhte ho Agar sacha pyar

      krte ho to sedhe apne proprty k paper pe likho.

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Ø  Man - Shirt ke liye koi badiya kapda dikhao.

     Shopkeeper - Plain main dikha doo.

   Man - Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?

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Ø  Dua kiya karo sham

     Savere mere liye

    wah..wah

    Dua kiya karo sham

    Savere mere liye

     MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye

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Ø  Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai

     Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai

     jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko

    in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai

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Ø  Wife:

suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye

beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?

Husband: doosray doctor k paas

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Ø  Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.

              Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?

              Lady: Saal main 1 baar!

              Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

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Ø  Medical Shayari

                When you breathe, you respire!

Wah Wah!

When you breathe, you respire!

Wah Wah!

When you don't breathe, you expire!

Wah Wah, kya baat hai!

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Ø  Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.

Abey karta hi rahega to soyega kab?

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Ø  Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain…..

JAISE parso CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!  *

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Ø  Kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi,

Hamm bhi aab sehra sajayenge,

Mujhe ptta tha ke vo aapne naseeb main nhi hai,

Ab uski chotti behen ko fasayenge…..

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Ø  Main chahoon Tumhe Tum Chaho Kisi Aur ko,

Tum Chaho Jise Khuda Kare woh Chahe Kisi Aur ko

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Ø  Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya

Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya

Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko

Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.

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Ø  Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum

Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.

Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki

Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai…

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Ø  Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

Hai tu agar mera dilbar,

To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar...

Ø  Woh Choom Len ek Baar to Aati Nahi Neend,

Unki Awaz Suntay Suntay Raat Jati hai Beet,

Is Liye Kehtay Hain Ye Risk Na Uthao,

MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO

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Ø  zindagi udas hone ka naam nahi

pyar sirf paas hone ka naam nahi

agar aap dur rehkar bhi hume yaad rakhte he

to isse bada hamare liye koi inaam nahi