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 laat lag gayi teri bahot jor se

In train*
She frm lower seat:Mujhe toh teri lat lag gayi
He frm upper seat:nice song
She: abey chutiye laat lag gayi teri bahot jor se

 who is Ravan????????????????

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....
You have only 2 eyes but you sigh
t every woman.
Now who is Ravan????????????????

How does that satisfy you?

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.

kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?

Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.

khana kahan milta hai.
Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

department is on the other side

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called
'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.