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Can v do romance 

Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"

Marriage anyone is a big mistake

 billu: I committed a big mistake by marrying my 'Secretary'.
kallu: Marriage anyone is a big mistake, why you choose just poor 'Secretary'.
Billu: No it's not that. I thought that she'll still continue to obey my orders!

Okay but call the nurse too

 Doctor: Please lie down to bed, I need to check you throughly.
Lady: Okay but call the nurse too.
Doctor: Why, you don’t have trust in me?
Lady: I do, but my husband, who is outside, doesn’t have trust in me…

Girl sitting on a park bench

 Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

Bekaar hai vo log jo,

 Bekaar hai vo log jo,
ladkiyon ko miss karte hain,
Miss karna hain to
“machcharo” ko karo,
jo apni jaan pe khel kar bhi,
apko kiss karte hai.

Mujhe Bhul Jao

 Girl Frnd: Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kr rhi hn
Mjhe Bhul Jao,
Boy Frnd: Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Meri Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam ….