Best student teacher jokes

Best student teacher jokes  school jokes from collection of smscollection rated by visitors. Funny school jokes.  Short Jokes between  students and teacher

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"

Student: "It is 42 mam!"

Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"

Same student: "It 24 mam."



Bai shalet shikwat hotya 

Bai- Ekda akbar badshah tyachya palngavr jhopla hota 

(madhech pinky ordali)-- bai bai haan banti mjha tifin ughdtoy

Bai-- banty !!

mar khashil parat ase keles tar

bar mi kothe hote..

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Banti- Akbarchya palngavar

 Master: How Old is ur father?


 Pappu: As old as I am.


Master: How is it possible?


 Pappu: He became father only after I was born .

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"