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Munna Bhai - Circuit Agar Bina Daant Wala Kutta Kate To Kya Karane Ka Re?

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Circuit - Simple He Bhai Bina Sui Wala Injection Lene Ka !!!

.....Vikram chavan 1 Sep 2012

premi :priye, tumhari sundarta , tumhari sarlata aur sadagi ,

hamare prem ko kitna vastvik banate h

premika:- haan priye tumhari sampti aur tumhara bank balance bhi isame pura sahyog dete h......smilMore Premi-Premika sms

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Jb kisi ki khushi ka Sabab.......

Kisine Phool se pucha , Jab TUmhe toda jata h, to dard nahi hota? Phool ne KAHa Main apna DArd bhul jata hu, Jb kisi ki khushi ka Sabab ban jata hu… More Nice sms

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Pyaari si meethi si need k baad ........

Pyaari si meethi si need k baad , Ratt k kuch lamho k baad, Sunah k naye sunhare sapno k 7,

Duniya me kuch apno k 7, Apko pyara se SUBH PRABHAT........More morning sms

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Ultimate Marathi funny.......

Dad-tu pass ho kiva fail, tula bike milnarch

Son- nad khula

Dad- pass jhals tr FZ collegala jayla aani napas jhlas tar M-80 vairan anayla.....more funny sms

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Barssat k baad........

Barssat k badal awaz nahi karte,

kimti palon ko barbad nahi karte,

Zindagi main kuch dost aise hote h,

jine pareshan na karo to wo yaad nahi karte.......read more

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Subha hoti hi.......

Subha hoti hi jab duniya abaad hoti h,

aankh khulte hi aapki yaad aati h,

khushiyon k phool ho apke aanchal me,

ye mere hothon pe pehli fariyaad hoti h....read more

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Chota Peg..very funny....:)

Doctor : kya huva?

Mareej:- Liver me pani ho gaya h,

Doctor: acha , daru peete ho?

Marrez:- Han , chota peg banana, paani mat dalna :)......more