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Ek pathar kafi hai glass torne ke lie,

Ek baat kafi hai ek dil torne ke lie,

Ek smill kafi hai love me parni ke lie,

And ek friend kafi hai tere lyee mere life mein

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Vagban ne pucha kidhar jana hai,

Bargo ya narak?

Maina bola narak.

Kia ki apon janta hai

Tumbala dostlog udhari milogi.

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Ek hai asman ka tara,

Dusre hai samundar ka kinara,

Bewafa hai jamana sara,

Naseb hogi accha hamara,

Jab dost milega tum jaisa pyara

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Bimari se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.

putla se dosti, Demag ko khatra.

Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.

Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.

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Ak payara sa sms dost ki nam

“ Na mandir,

Na bhagwan,

Na puja,

Na snan,

Subah hote hi hamara pehla kaam..

Ek pyara sa sms aapke naam! :-)

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Hum is tarha unka ehsaas rkhte h

Hazaro yado ko apne pass rakhte h

Khuda naseb kre

har khushi unko

Wo LOG jo Muje apne Dil ke pass rakhte he

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 Samandar Ki Khamosi Uski Gehrayi Batati Hai,

Dosto Ki Kami Apni Tanhayi Batati Hai.

Vaise To Dost Hamesha Pyare Hote Hai,

Par Unki Kimat Unki Judayi Batati Hai.

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SMS Har pal kru to sharart hogi,

har din kru to pareshani hogi,

na kru to ruswai hogi par dilse kru to

shayad aapko khushi hogi. Right na.

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Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai..

Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai..

DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,

Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..

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