Ultimate Marathi funny.......

Dad-tu pass ho kiva fail, tula bike milnarch

Son- nad khula
Dad- pass jhals tr FZ collegala jayla aani napas jhlas tar M-80 vairan anayla.....more funny sms





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Barssat k baad........

Barssat k badal awaz nahi karte,
kimti palon ko barbad nahi karte,
Zindagi main kuch dost aise hote h,
jine pareshan na karo to wo yaad nahi karte.




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Subha hoti hi.......

Subha hoti hi jab duniya abaad hoti h,
aankh khulte hi aapki yaad aati h,
khushiyon k phool ho apke aanchal me,
ye mere hothon pe pehli fariyaad hoti h...




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Chota Peg..very funny....:)

Doctor : kya huva?
Mareej:- Liver me pani ho gaya h,
Doctor: acha , daru peete ho?
Marrez:- Han , chota peg banana, paani mat dalna :).




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Zindagi hasin hai

Zindagi hasin hai, Zindagi se pyaar karo,
hogi raat to Subha ka intezar karo,
Wo pal bhi ayega Jisaka Intezar H apko,
Rab pe bharosa aur waqt pe aitbar karo.....